Monday, July 14, 2008

no. i am not a girl.

everyday around 3:00 PMish i have a craving for chocolate. like a pregnant woman possessed, i walk across the street to pret a manger and spend $1.50 on one of these...


the chocolate chip cookies at pret rank somewhere between freakin and delicious.  they are not quite as good as wegmans, which are the vespa of chocolate chip cookies.  however, they provide the necessary fix to my heroine-like addiction.    

i am told that this addiction should be somewhat disconcerting as chocolate cravings are more common among the lady folk; being raised by a woman who could eat a bag of nestle chocolate chips in one sitting (somehow she still looks fantastic) only supports this claim.  however, i want to go on the record right now and state unequivocally that despite my addiction to chocolate, pedicures and davis, i am not a girl.  i'm really not.  case closed.  

3 comments:

Christian said...

Same boat, ron. I have a big sweet tooth. Sometimes I'll eat a desert so decadent I feel like I need to go talk to my bishop!

For real though, I do have a big sweet tooth. There have been many days this last year when I've literally bought 8-10 bit o honey candy bars because they are big time on sale, thinking i'll just dabble in them for the next couple weeks, and they are gone by the end of day 2. If I was a stay at home woman who had been pregnant 2 or 3 times I'd easily top 315 lbs. I love to eat.

hasselboff said...

nice to know i'm in good company. but you're rail skinny, so you can get away with it.

Erin said...

you are really pretty.